Blended Beef & Cumpuns

For the 5 year anniversary of Josh's first time doing stand up, Matt Miller comes into the Front Room and, off the bat, points out that Josh hasn't done stand up in a minute.

Josh brings up that he felt a "beef" with another comic at one of his last shows, and that part of the reason he's shied away from the stage is to avoid the drama bullshit. He then reveals the phenomenon of people always hating him when they first meet him.

Josh and Matt reminisce about Howard Stern on E! and how it kind of framed the BSS.
Josh talks about how Matt was one of the first friends he made while entering the stand up comedy community in Boston.
They discuss the failed Fran's Place Saturday show that Matt frequented and performed Josh's favorite bit of his, the "cum puns".
Matt talks about his Youtube successes, and they watch one of his most popular videos, "Bobby Banks's Butt Camp".

Matt calls up the Citizen Kane of infomercials, The Magic Bullet.  Josh, Matt and PA Sue point out the absurdity of the cooking methods in the Magic Bullet kitchen.

A little bit about the gout, because Josh got the gout.  Matt shares his secret to weight loss: DANCING WHILE DRUNK (we looked into it, it works). Credits roll while PA Sue does a news story about Google Flypaper for the Google car.

Follow Matt Miller on the Twitters @MattMillerReal and check out his funny pages at MattMillerComedy.com



BSS S2E10: Blended Beef & Cumpuns

Indiana GMOs and the RECZ

This episode of the Boston Shit Show is a trilogy, Indiana GMOs and the RECZ

(Remade Earffel Centipede Zeppelin).

WATCH ALL THREE PARTS

Part 1: If It Ain't Broke...

In Part 1 of the trilogy, Josh gets some bad news about something iconic being removed from Walt Disney World. He then shares his dislike of anyone who refers to Disney MGM Studios as "Disney Hollywood Studios". 

A brief conversation about the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular, Sue drops the bomb that Chris Pratt is in a remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark; Josh completely loses his shit about remaking movies.

Part 1: If It Ain't Broke

Part 2: Zep and NOT Caterpillar

A teacher is in hot water after showing Human Centipede 2 to their class, but Josh contends that every teacher should get a few free passes on movie day because the students are assholes, and laments not having worked harder at being the class clown in high school. Josh postulates on which position in the Centipede would be worst.

Josh and PA Sue begin a track of misspeaking, saying "Human Caterpillar 2" rather than "Human Centipede 2" ("THC2").

Josh gets overly frustrated that people abbreviate everything they say when oftentimes it would save more time to just say the actual words. WTF.
PA Sue brings Josh up to speed on the lawsuit against Led Zeppelin over stealing the riff for Stairway To Heaven.  Josh makes an incredible analogy between music and the Rubix Cube.

Part 2: Zep and NOT Caterpillar

Part 3: The GMO Part
Josh announces PA Sue W. Bush's planned candidacy for an undisclosed public office.
There's a story about iodine being distributed in Belgium because they run on "nucular" power and their reactors are at critical levels. This somehow progresses into a discussion about how all food nowadays needs to be something-free. Fuckin' vegan hippies. PA Sue explains the GMO situation (as best she can) and Josh plays devil's advocate on the side on Monsanto. He explains that their creation of GMOs is the epitome of capitalism.
PA questions Josh's survival skills, then explains that stupid/uneducated people don't know to watch out for GMO products, and Josh fights back with a Darwinistic point of view.
PA Sue then brings up an Indian "Fuck Temple" she visited, allowing Josh to bring it full circle.

Part 3: The GMO Part

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The Boston Seder Show

This episode of the Boston Shit Show is a piece of the first installment of the new series

HanukkHAAH:

The Conversion to Judaism of Charles Rivers

Josh begins showing Charles Rivers (and PA Sue) the ways of the Chosen People, and performs his own version of the Seder and the story of Passover.

Needless to say, it's... well... a total Shit Show.

BSS S2E8

Marky Markathon, NASAholes, Fuckbots with John "The Surgeon" Loftus

This episode of the Boston Shit Show features guest and good friend of the show John "The Surgeon" Loftus of the Boston Institute for Nonprofit Journalism.

The Shit Show jumps right into some news stories.

People are upset that Mark Wahlberg was filming his next movie at the finish line of the Boston Marathon, and want him to donate his salary for the movie to the victims of the bombing. Josh is upset that these people exist.

Something is seen in some NASA footage, and Josh launches into a tirade about people that doubt things published by the Administration.

Finally, the Japanese invention of virtual reality sex robots is pretty much a gift from GOD.

BOSTON SHIT SHOW: S2E7

For Heathen Eyes Only: Welcome To BSS VIDEO

The Boston Shit Show, The Way It Was Meant To Be.

Welcome inside the Front Room! For the first time ever, you're welcome to let your eyes appreciate a true Shit Show, and let them catch up to what your ears have been enjoying for years. 

Josh and PA Sue discuss trending stories.  Josh flaunts his ability to rant on benign issues that will not leave you wondering how he truly feels about these topics.  They talk about Flea playing the National Anthem at Kobe Bryant's final NBA game, and Josh defends Flea citing other celebrities who have previously botched the "Anthem".

What do you think about Drones that shoot out nets to stop other drones that may be used during the Boston Marathon? See what Josh thinks about these drones and more about the newest baby giraffe born at the Sacramento Zoo; fucking Rhinos and the Dodo. The Shit Show wraps up with a discussion about the #1 Rated breakfast cereal in America. Josh is upset.

Enjoy the brand new Boston Shit Show!

THE GREAT CANDY DEBATE Part 2

It's a HOT political season, and the long overdue debate over which of our favorite candies is best has finally broken out.

WELCOME TO

BOSTON SHIT SHOW:

THE GREAT CANDY DEBATE, PT2

WITH

JOSH ROSENBERG

MATT KONA

TOMMY WILLIAMS

&

P.A. SUE

After completing Part 1 of the debate, the Voting Panel was so fucked up on sugar that the previously stated categories were pretty much abandoned, but here are the candies that ran for best ever:

PART 2

Butterfinger

Kit Kat

Twix

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

(along with Corrections Officers' Chewing Tobacco)

Rolo

Milk Duds

Goobers

Raisinets

Chunky

Junior Mints

Andes

York Peppermint Patty

PayDay

TAKE 5

Each Candydate is reviewed in great detail by the panel, which consistently turns into a rant, a rave, a raging argument, and/or some reminiscing by at least one member of the group. 

Check out Matt Kona's Roast Battle Boston V Best of the Best April 28th at the Davis Sq. Theater 

Follow Matt Kona on the Instagrams @Matt Kona and on the Twitters @MattKona

Follow Tommy Williams on the Twitters @Tommy_Odeed and on the Instagrams @Tommy_O_Deed

THE GREAT CANDY DEBATE, PT 2

THE GREAT CANDY DEBATE

It's a HOT political season, and the long overdue debate over which of our favorite candies is best has finally broken out.

WELCOME TO

BOSTON SHIT SHOW:

THE GREAT CANDY DEBATE

WITH

JOSH ROSENBERG

MATT KONA

TOMMY WILLIAMS

&

P.A. SUE

Each Candydate was categorized into the following groups, and rated from 1-10 by each voter.

PART I

Regular Chocolate

Hershey's

Hershey's Symphony

Dove

Bars

Snickers

3 Musketeers

Milky Way

100 Grand

Baby Ruth

Whatchamacallit

Coconut

Mounds

Almond Joy

Each Candydate is reviewed in great detail by the panel, which consistently turns into a rant, a rave, a raging argument, and/or some reminiscing by at least one member of the group. 

Check out Matt Kona's Roast Battle Boston IV Thursday, March 31 at the Davis Sq. Theater 

Follow Matt Kona on the Instagrams @Matt Kona and on the Twitters @MattKona

Follow Tommy Williams on the Twitters @Tommy_Odeed and on the Instagrams @Tommy_O_Deed

THE GREAT CANDY DEBATE, PT I